(graphic courtesy o' Heather, an amazin' lass!)
Ahoy lads and lassies, landlubbers and old salts, all manner of Brethren of the Coast! Arrrr, tis Talk Like A Pirate Day, me buckos! Shiver me timbers, tis a fine Tuesday, one day closer t' Friday and we're over t' stress o' aft t' weekend Monday.
Some scurvy sea dogs hae taken it a step further and made it "Talk and Dress Like A Pirate Day"! Matey, tis true, this saucy wench did t'ink 'bout it, but me workplace be so full of bilge-sucking deck hands (begad, more than a few I should like ta send ta Davy Jones' locker...as Cap'n Barbossa did say: "Here there be monsterrrs"), I thought it best t' wear me regular clothin', blast it!
Jes' so's yer knows it, this wench'll be busy preparin' for a privateer's inspection nie this Wednesday, so don't get your bunghole in a twist if I'm not emailin' or IMin', savvy?
Arrrr, if any of ye poxy addlepates wants ta be talkin' like a pirate, this'll be the site ye'll be lookin' for. Oh, and Laura, ye'll be responsible for titivatin' tha jollyboat, or it'll be kiss the gunner's daughter for ya, ye scurvy sprog !
Fair winds to ye, and drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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Arrr let's have us a grog to celebrate arrrrrrr! (I'm not as good at this as your are)
Splice the mainbrace! Arrr even better pirate speak matey!
Aye me bucko, and what might the gunner's daughter be wearin?
Ahoy matey! Much obliged to 'ya fur tellin' me about talk like a pirate day. I'll annoy me mates with it all day.
"privateer's inspection"... is that much like a kilt inspection? Arrr, time to get to me doctorin' appointment.
Avast! Me Britches arrrrrr too tight from a weekend of debouchery with me scurvy sea dogs!
ok im not good at this
Avast, fair wench! Me hopes you have a rollicking day of pillaging and plundering and that ye brings home a ship load of pirate booty...or pirate booties, whatever floats your boat.
Can we act like pirates too? And if that is a yes, can we make those that are dishonorable walk the plank? I'm thinking you may want to take advantage of that! :)
Walk the plank then I must. I was stuck in a conference room from 9-5 I have nary a livey bone in my body! Hope all you pirates had fun!
I listened over at Pointless Drivel to his pirate talk. I'm not sure I can handle anymore! LOL!
Ahoy bucko! Sail ho from starboard! Smartly splice the mainbrace.
