Oh, ME, the war is ON!
Came home from work and Dad says, there's a box for you. I look at the front, see it's from MaryEllen and wonder what could be inside; I can hear it rattle when I shake it. Huh?
It's wrapped in brown paper and taped up pretty good, so I take the scissors to it carefully, which was fortuitous because inside was a picture of Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow! After staring at that piratey goodness for a bit, I pick up the remnants of the brown wrapping paper...and notice the above words, written in tiny hand (click on the picture to see what I mean).
HAHAHA!
Oh, and btw...MaryEllen's Mom lives with her...and I bet her Mom's eyes are better than my Dad's *rubs hands together evilly*
Comments
Who says it's not a sex toy?
Maybe you should mail her something labeled: "This IS a sex toy"!!!!!
ROFLOL!!! That ME, she cracks me up!!!
the next box will be from Dirty Bob's House O'Bondage
LOL! I clicked on the pic and read!
LOL!!!! That's great!
