From Lisa:

1. Christmas tree: pine or cedar? Ahhhh, pine! I haven't had a real tree in the house in years and I miss it. I love the scent!
2. Name two dumb things you did as a kid. Just two? Skip school and [edited for content]
3. What foods did your mom used to make that you will never, ever cook. Can't think of a one!
4. Describe the place you go to in your head when you need to calm down. hahaha, no!
5. Have you ever seen a ghost, or something you can't explain? Yes, a few times.
6. If money and image didn't matter, what would you do for a living? A traveler
7. Did you ever fall off a horse and get right back on? Not in the literal sense...altho a horse did try to buck me off once (he got spooked by a fire pit) and I held on for dear life!
8. What name did you call a sibling that was sure to start a fight? Any name would do.
9. Describe the events surrounding you first alcoholic drink. Hmmm...Mom, Dad, "beer soup" and a shocked look on Nana's face!
10. Have you ever had a wild animal as a pet? No...that's crazy talk!
11. Do you have a deep, dark, secret? A few, actually...
12. Would you ever shoot a deer? Not unless the world drastically changed and I needed to shoot it to survive.
13. Do you return money if you get too much change? If I notice!
14. What puzzles you? So many things in life.
15. How do/did you act toward a person you have/had a crush on? I make my friends talk to him.
16. What makes you cry? The TV show Cold Case; man, that show can really tug at your heart strings!
17. What's the best bargain you ever bought at a yard sale? Can't think of one off the top of my head...
18. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Well, IF a woodchuck could chuck wood, I guess it would depend on how much wood the woodchuck was in the mood to chuck!
19. If nobody is watching, would you run a stop sign? I run them all the time As long as no one would get hurt, yes. And I'm not talking about a big 4 way stop here, people, I'm talking about a stop sign where there really should be a yield sign, if people had common sense.
20. Do you believe in Hell? More to the point, does Hell believe in me?
21. What material possession do you value most? My cameras
22. Which day is better...Friday or Sunday? Friday...I'm FREE!!!
23. Do you read a book more than once? Yup, it's like visiting with an old friend
24. What is the greatest problem with today's society? Selfishness
25. How old were you when you first touched somebody else's hoohah? Wot's a hoohah?
26. Would you ever skydive? Not unless I had to!>
27. Name 3 songs significant to your romantic life, and tell why. The lead in my romantic life, Purple Bunny, prefers the quiet; music disrupts the vibrations, so to speak!
28. Would you ever have plastic surgery? If I had an accident, yes. Otherwise, probably not, but never say never, right? I also said, when I was 14, that I'd NEVER color my hair and be "fake". HA!
29. Does bigfoot/sasquatch/yehti exist? Hmmm...do I exist?
30. Are you a follower or a leader? Depends on the situation.
31. What's the worst thing you did when you were a kid? I'm not telling!
32. List three jobs you would never want to do. Veterinarian, sewer cleaner, whore.
33. Coke or Pepsi? Coke, diet w/lime & and a splash of rum!
34. Where would you live if you could move your family, friends, and job there? Japan!
35. Is three really a crowd? You know, it can be. I prefer one on one interactions.
36. What kind of interpersonal interaction repulses you? Threesomes.
37. Who would you rather spend an hour with, a writer or an entertainer? hmmm...Captain Jack Sparrow...Professor Snape...
38. Which calendar appeals to you? I love the Paris ones and I need to get one for this year!
39. What would you do if life gave you lemons? Make veal piccata!
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Very much so.
41. Did you ever wish on a falling star, and have the wish come true? Actually, yes...

*suppresses hoot of laughter at #14* So, so true. Me too, Janet!

Also, re: #4...*raises an eyebrow* That one doesn't involve Snape, too, does it? ;)

And Friday is TOTALLY better. Mmm, delicious freedom of the weekend...

lol....great answers

blech...#3 for me? Liver....gag

Amen to #14

#27 LMAO! That is the best answer ever!!

My favorite # 32. List three jobs you would never want to do. Veterinarian, sewer cleaner, whore. I understand why but the first one just seems so out of place with the other two!

That is a fun meme...and your answers were fun as well. Why you want a Paris Hilton calendar is beyond me, though.