Found at Goofy Girl:

Meme #1
1. Go into your archives.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Go to the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.

3. Sell a photo [ironically, that was from another meme]

Meme #2
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don'’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

The book: The South Beach Diet

Nowadays, we know that plaque buildup is more complicated and has less-predictable consequences. Plaque begins when cholesterol penetrates the inner lining of an arterial wall and starts forming an absesslike pocket. Inflammatory cells pour into the abscess, maing it larger and inflamed. [be thankful I had to stop here, it got really gross!]

Consider yourself tagged ;-)

Man yours didn't have penis in it!!

Ok, I grabbed the PDR (Physicians Desk Reference).....I cant post it because its a list of about about 150 medications and who makes them!