Saw this at sognatrice's and thought I'd play along! You fill in the blanks, if you please :-) As Sognatrice said: "Come on, make me smile"!

Fondofsnape is...
Fondofsnape needs...
Fondofsnape's best friend is...
Fondofsnape's dog is named...
Fondofsnape smells like...
Fondofsnape drives like...
Fondofsnape craves....
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...
Fondofsnape's hair is...
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...
Fondofsnape's occupation is...
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...
Fondofsnape hates* loves...
Fondofsnape wishes...

* [ed. note: you can go with hate...but I dislike that word ;-)]

Fondofsnape is... funky (in a good way)
Fondofsnape needs... more ink!
Fondofsnape's best friend is... another blogger
Fondofsnape's dog is named... Max (and there's Wolf)
Fondofsnape smells like... Snape! and it's awesome!
Fondofsnape drives like... a crazy woman
Fondofsnape craves.... chocolate
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is... Earl (is that still on?)
Fondofsnape loves the actor whose name is... Johnny
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... dirty dirty martini (tastes like the sea)
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is... um, water?
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is... Led Zep
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is... red velvet cake
Fondofsnape's hair is... fluffy
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is... Alan Rickman
Fondofsnape's occupation is... Superhero
Fondofsnape's favorite book is... everything i need to know i learned from my dog
Fondofsnape's favorite color is... green?
Fondofsnape loves... salty chocolate
Fondofsnape wishes... for peace, love and understanding

Fondofsnape is... a neat woman and I'm glad I live near her.
Fondofsnape needs... to stop being so hard on herself.
Fondofsnape's best friend is... MB? Or is that your cousin?
Fondofsnape's dog is named... Max and the other one is named Wolf.
Fondofsnape smells like... BPAL!
Fondofsnape drives like... a Boston local.
Fondofsnape craves.... Snape.
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is... 24?
Fondofsnape loves the actor whose name is... Johnny Depp.
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... martini (too many choices).
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is... Hmmm. coffee?
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is... Led Zeppelin!
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is... not sure but mine is carrot cake. ;)
Fondofsnape's hair is... purty!
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is... Alan Rickman.
Fondofsnape's occupation is... something she does to buy camera stuff.
Fondofsnape's favorite book is... the Harry Potter series.
Fondofsnape's favorite color is... hmm.. blue?
Fondofsnape loves... being at the beach without other people.
Fondofsnape wishes... that Johnny Depp would already show up at her doorstep.

Fondofsnape is...
Fondofsnape needs...
Fondofsnape's best friend is...
Fondofsnape's dog is named...
Fondofsnape smells like...
Fondofsnape drives like...
Fondofsnape craves....
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...Slick Rick
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...Chocolate w/raspberry filling and mocha frosting.
Fondofsnape's hair is...now curly
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...JD
Fondofsnape's occupation is...Photographer
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...LOTRS
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...black
Fondofsnape hates*...racism
Fondofsnape wishes...she could find he one

Fondofsnape is...one of those rare wonderful finds in cyberspace, for whom I am extremely grateful.
Fondofsnape needs...to get an agent to help her sell her photography so that she can live truly through her art.
Fondofsnape's best friend is...her camera!
Fondofsnape's dog is named...Wolf
Fondofsnape smells like...Snape from BPAL! Long may they live!
Fondofsnape drives like...??
Fondofsnape craves....an even better lens with a lower Ap.
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...??
Fondofsnape loves the actor whose name is...AR or JD
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...nothin' left to do but dry, dry, dry (er, martini)...and my apologies to Bobby and Jerry for the steal... :)
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...???
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...Zep
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...I'm guessing....au chocolat.
Fondofsnape's hair is...wild, colorful.
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...JD
Fondofsnape's occupation is...You know? I have no freaking idea what you do. I know there's an office somewhere, right? and you're in it during the weekdays, yes? Other than that.....ummmm....I simply don't know!
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...is there just one????
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...black
Fondofsnape loves...people who don't dwell on the negative...Life it too short. What we need to do around here is LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!
Fondofsnape wishes...everybody a sweet, peaceful ride on this journey called life.

Im such an asshat, where did the top half of my answers go?

Fondofsnape is...interesting
Fondofsnape needs...to find a career in photography
Fondofsnape's best friend is...her camera and perhaps wolf
Fondofsnape's dog is named...wolf and max
Fondofsnape smells like...sugar and spice and everything nice
Fondofsnape drives like...Krista
Fondofsnape craves....chocolate, no salt, no chocolate
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...hmmm, maybe....CSI still?
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...loves JD
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...XXX dirty martini
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...water

Fondofsnape is... fond of vampires too!
Fondofsnape needs... a visit to NJ ;)
Fondofsnape's best friend is... Wolf!
Fondofsnape's dog is named... Wolf and Max!
Fondofsnape smells like... her BPAL perfume, kind of dark and mysterious
Fondofsnape drives like... I didn't notice anything different!
Fondofsnape craves.... dirty martinis
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is... Heroes?!
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is... Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp...
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... Dirty Martini
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is... not sure! Ice tea?
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is... Led Zep
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is... Something light and not too heavy.
Fondofsnape's hair is... curly!
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is... see above!
Fondofsnape's occupation is... something to pay the bills
Fondofsnape's favorite book is... not sure a favorite, Harry Potter? LOTR?
Fondofsnape's favorite color is... A green?
Fondofsnape hates* loves... a good time with friends :)
Fondofsnape wishes... for a dark handsome man!

Fondofsnape is... quite odd, really.
Fondofsnape needs... to get some.
Fondofsnape's best friend is... Wolf
Fondofsnape's dog is named... Wolf. (Oh, and Max).
Fondofsnape smells like... rainbows and sunshine!
Fondofsnape drives like... a bat out of hell.
Fondofsnape craves.... getting some.
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is... Lost.
Fondofsnape loves the actor whose name is... Johnny Depp
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... XXX Dirty Martini
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is... Diet Coke!
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is... some Robert Plant guy? I think my mom listens to him...
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is... all cupcakes!
Fondofsnape's hair is... not curly like mine. Ha!
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is... Johnny Depp
Fondofsnape's occupation is... photographer? She makes money doing something else, I'm told. Sounds fishy.
Fondofsnape's favorite book is... HP and the Goblet of Fire
Fondofsnape's favorite color is... Burnt Sienna
Fondofsnape loves... bondage.
Fondofsnape wishes... that I'd find her a nice Carolina man.

Fondofsnape is...extremely talanted
Fondofsnape needs...to be nice to herself
Fondofsnape's best friend is...a blogger
Fondofsnape's dog is named...Wolf & Max
Fondofsnape smells like...a combination of wonderful things
Fondofsnape drives like...a maniac!
Fondofsnape craves....salty and sweet
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...Heros?
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...JD and AR
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...xxx martini
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...do you drink anything non alcoholic? (LOL)
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...Zep
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...chocolate
Fondofsnape's hair is...permed (recently)
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...JD and Snape
Fondofsnape's occupation is...she cant tell you cause she'd have to kill you
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...LOTR
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...green or yellow (no clue)
Fondofsnape hates* loves...her camera
Fondofsnape wishes...to find her soul mate

Fondofsnape is...SO taletned!
Fondofsnape needs...a day at the beach with a dirty martini in one hand and a Harry Potter book in the other hand
Fondofsnape's best friend is...Pat
Fondofsnape's dog is named...Maxie and Wolfie
Fondofsnape smells like...a bath and Body works fragrance but can't think of the name right now!
Fondofsnape drives like...crazy woman
Fondofsnape craves....Krafts Mac N' Cheese
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...Lost or 24
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...Loves Johnny Depp
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...Extra Dirty Martini
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...Diet Coke w/Lime
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...Led Zepp (robert Plant)
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...Chocolate
Fondofsnape's hair is...always so pretty!
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...Johnny Depp
Fondofsnape's occupation is...Admin and Photographer
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...Latest Harry Potter
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...Bright Green
Fondofsnape hates* loves..loves to travel to Paris especially
Fondofsnape wishes...for a new home

Monique:

Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... dirty dirty martini (tastes like the sea) What a GREAT answer! Yes, that MUST be why I like it so, and why I love salt in general. So obvious, yet so hidden :-)

Lisa: Fondofsnape drives like... a Boston local. What a wonderful compliment, thank you!!!

Rus: Fondofsnape's occupation is...You know? I have no freaking idea what you do. I know there's an office somewhere, right? and you're in it during the weekdays, yes? Other than that.....ummmm....I simply don't know! That's good, tho! I do have some secrets :-) I liked your answers to the last two fill-ins VERY much :-)

Krista: Fondofsnape's best friend is...her camera and perhaps wolf You nailed it!!! Better than I could've said myself, actually.

Goofygirl: Lots of dark and mysterious going on in your fill ins :-) I loved this one best, tho: Fondofsnape is... fond of vampires too!

Michele: I must be odd if I smell like rainbows and sunshine! Loved your last fill in best: Fondofsnape wishes... that I'd find her a nice Carolina man.

Laura: Fondofsnape wishes...to find her soul mate Alas, I did find my soulmate, but that person was unavailable!

L: You know me well! Love your last one - Fondofsnape wishes...for a new home I do, oh, I so do! This one cracked me up: Fondofsnape craves....Krafts Mac N' Cheese Never have gotten sick of it!

Okay, I'll take a stab at this too. Forgive me as I'm highly medicated at the moment!
Fondofsnape is...more wonderful than she knows!
Fondofsnape needs...to find a vacation home.
Fondofsnape's best friend is...can't limit it to just one, but MB her cousin is a good one.
Fondofsnape's dog is named...Max (and Wolfie too.)
Fondofsnape smells like...some lovely BPAL scent.
Fondofsnape drives like...a mad woman.
Fondofsnape craves....Kraft Mac and Cheese, please.
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is...Lost
Fondofsnape loves the actor whose name is...Alan Rickman
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...a very dirty martini with funky blue olives. ;-)
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is...Diet Coke with lime (maybe?)
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is...Zep
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is...Hmmm, I dunno' I personally like coconut.
Fondofsnape's hair is...a gorgeous color
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is...Johnny Depp
Fondofsnape's occupation is...something in an office...LOL
Fondofsnape's favorite book is...HP
Fondofsnape's favorite color is...I have no idea. Blue, maybe?
Fondofsnape loves...Japan
Fondofsnape wishes...to find her one true love.

Lisa: Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is...a very dirty martini with
funky blue olives. ;-) - only in the alternate universe! In this one, I like regular green olives...albeit maybe stuffed with bleu cheese!

Fondofsnape is...cool, dude.
Fondofsnape needs... reassurance.
Fondofsnape's best friend is... her dog.
Fondofsnape's dog is named... Wolf and Max
Fondofsnape smells like... Percy.
Fondofsnape drives like... a maniac?
Fondofsnape craves.... attention?
Fondofsnape's favorite TV Show is... Lost.
Fondofsnape hates* loves the actor whose name is...Alan Rickman :)
Fondofsnape's alcoholic drink of choice is... a funky martini.
Fondofsnape's NON alcoholic drink of choice is... Tea.
Fondofsnape's favorite musical artist is... Robert Percy Plant.
Fondofsnape's favorite cupcake flavor is... cake flovoured.
Fondofsnape's hair is... getting straighter.
Fondofsnape's celebrity crush is... Alan Rickman.
Fondofsnape's occupation is... Fighter pilot. Well, something in the air force at least.
Fondofsnape's favorite book is... Harry Potter.
Fondofsnape's favorite color is... rainbow colours?
Fondofsnape hates* loves... lots of stuff.
Fondofsnape wishes... to live happily ever after.

Julie: If you only knew how absolutely WRONG this is, you'd laugh so hard:

Fondofsnape craves.... attention?

ROFLMAO! I abhor attention, actually.

Fighter pilot...teeheehee ;-)