I volunteered to be asked five questions by Heather, who is certainly the first doctor-to-be to ever ask me questions such as these!
1. You're starting a second career as a pirate, what's your pirate name? Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow :-)
2. What's your ship's name? Does it have any special amenities? You're a modern pirate after all! When the good Captain and I married, I told him we'd have to have the Black Pearl completely redone. He reluctantly agreed, and we now have a jacuzzi, a hot tub, a bedroom with a soft and comfortable, plush round bed, covered with layers of different colored silk, 3 bathrooms, one in the front of the ship, one in the back and one in the middle (when I gotta go...I gotta go!), which none of the crew are allowed in, btw, dirty heathens, and a comfortable reading room where I can go to relax and spend some time alone...altho with Jack...teeheehee, THAT'S not often, if you get my drift ;-)
3. You've just defeated your first foe, what kind of villain was he/she/it? Oh, my it was the scariest thing I've ever seen! It was a woman, and she just wouldn't stop TALKING! Almost made me want to walk the plank!
4. You just acquired the compass that points to your hearts desire - what is the compass pointing to? Why, Captain Jack Sparrow, of course :-)
5. What sea do you rule over? Um...all of them, silly girl!
Thanks for the great questions, Heather!
DIRECTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEW MEME
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Comments
Laughed out loud at answer #1. Do we call you Mrs Captain?
Interview me!
(Provided I don't have to answer until I feel human again.)
PS...I really like the new blog look!
Your ship sounds terrific, Mrs. Capitan!
you KNOW how i feel about Captain Jack....can we share?
ps - i like the new look too janet...i mean mrs. captain.
Hhahahah great answers :)
That's the funny thing I've read in FOREVER!!! I love it! :)
#3. "Oh, my it was the scariest thing I've ever seen! It was a woman, and she just wouldn't stop TALKING! Almost made me want to walk the plank!"
LMAO!!! Was it Kelly Ripa or Rachel Ray?? LOL
So.....would we be able to call you 'Wench Sparrow' then?
I want to be interviewed!
