I've seen this a few places, at Counting Sheep and at DebR...and here at The Color Purple, too! Thanks for the reminder, Meg!

GRUB-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Balsamic vinegar & olive oil

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Popeyes!!!

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Aquatini

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? at the very least, 20%; unless the service is really really bad, then I leave without paying ;-)

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? lol so many things! Salad, chips, cheese, pizza, sashimi

Name three foods you detest above all others. natto, uni, chitlins

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? I dislike Americanized Chinese restaurants; I prefer things that you would probably be horrified by: jellyfish salad, for example.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? shitake mushrooms or ham & pineapple

What do you like to put on your toast? besides my teeth you mean? Butter or peanut butter or cinnamon sugar or sardines

What is your favorite type of gum? anything sugar free and bubble worthy, but I WON'T snap it in front of you!!! Take that bitch!!!

TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? 348

Number of contacts in your email address book? 345

What is your wallpaper on your computer? It's from Webshots, so it changes constantly. Right now it's a picture of some weird stone-ish castle looking thing that's not a castle.

What is your screensaver on your computer? Nekkid pictures of Professor Snape, they float lazily by. Quite!

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Yup! Wanna see?

How many land line phones do you have in your house? 500

How many televisions are in your house? 400

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? probaby the hair dryer

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? classic rock

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Too many to count!

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Is this like the Chinese fortunes, where you add the words, "in bed" after the fortune? No? My bad! My best physical attribute is my cankle, my left one.

Are you right handed or left handed? right handed

Do you like your smile? No!!!

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? pre-cancerous skin cells, gall bladder, tonsils, my right tube in the ovarian section due to ectopic pregnancy

Would you like to? go for a long walk on the beach at night...YES!!! Yes, yes yes!

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Oh HELL no, get in there, do what I have to, flush, spray, wash my hands and leave!

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? 5 senses, eh? Taste, touch, sight, smell, hear....hmmm...I'll go with sight, no wait, I wear glasses...hearing, I'll go with that...eh? What's that you say? Nonono, it's SELECTIVE hearing, now shut UP!

When was the last time you had a cavity? I think I have one now...

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Myself!

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Once during sex...it's a long story...VERY boring...

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I don't think so...but on the other hand...were I to know what that day was, I could really get some things done beforehand...hmmm...

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Beth

How do you express your artistic side? Photography & cooking

What color do you think you look best in? black or green

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? hell, a long time! TV/movies/books...what's not to like?

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? hahaha yes

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? that's disgusting, hell no

How often do you go to church? only for weddings or funerals, sometimes at Christmas

Have you ever saved someone’s life? Yes

Has someone ever saved yours? Yes

DARE-OLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much. Oooh, goody, I love dares!

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Sure, that's alot of money and no fear of anyone taking a picture!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? d'oh, YES! Any volunteers?

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Sure, why not? Same question!

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Yup! (motivated by money much?)

Would you never blog again for $50,000? Hell yes, I'm gettin' tired of it anyway

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? um...no LOL

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I couldn't..

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Hmmm...depends on who it would be! I can think of two I'd LOVE to off!

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Sure!

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Hmmm...sure...I could always watch the shows on the computer...that's not cheating, cause it's not tv!

to reward you for reading all the way thru, here's an appropriate picture:

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leave without paying!!! ;) i'd say i want to see the nekkid pics on your puter, but I've probably already seen 'em, huh?

Whew! That's some list. I love the photo below, too. As to tipping: I was once told by a wait-person that if you leave without leaving any tip, they think you just forgot, so it is best to leave a nickel - and then they know you hated the service.

Michele sent me.

I love the talking geese!
Lots of good answers. So you really have 400 TV's at your house?
I don't think I could cut off my finger or take a life unless it's that gum snapper we always talk about.
I could do the naked magazine shot though in a mature women's magazine. LOL!

getting tired of it anyway!? who are you kidding?

Love the geese! WHat a great picture!!

I learned a few more things! Knocked unconscious during sex... That is one I haven't heard of, from anyone. LOL. I think you'd only give up TV for a year because TIVO could record your shows for the year. I don't see you missing Sawyer or LOST. Oh and I love the picture, that cracked me up!

SARDINES???? on your TOAST.....blech!

great answers....such a ball buster....

Yeah... that would have been at my place.

348 cell phone contacts????!!!! Wow, you are popular. I don't think my cell phone could even HOLD that many.

And I've been to the tatoo parlor in the Palms. SOmething makes me think that if I ask for a picture of Dizzle (who I wouldn't know if he hit me on the head, as I've only seen the show once or twice) they'd make me get a tattoo. Which I'd like to have, except for the needle, and the pain. And I maintain a pretty good buzz through the whole Vegas trip, so I'd probably let them start the tattoo, and then be like Pheobe on Friends, who just had the one dot because it hurt. :)

Heh. I eat the gwailo Chinese food myself, usually. (I know, shame on me!)

And that IS a lot of cell phone contacts. I don't think I even know that many people!

Dude a hairdryer is NOT a kitchen appliance and 400 land lines and 300 phone lines....HA

whew...i think i need a drink after reading all that. how entertaining!

Goose butts! Definitely a good way to end a post!

You'd do all that other stuff and wouldn't pose nekkid for $250 grand...I'm not buying it!

There are some people I would pay myself to be allowed to kill if there was no fear of punishment...you wouldn't have to pay me! (You should read the short story "We Can Get Them For You Wholesale" by Neil Gaiman. It is in his short story collection Smoke and Mirrors and you can actually read the whole brief story here):

http://www.shadow-writer.co.uk/wholesale.htm

I wish I could find someone that would pay me a good chunk of cash to not watch any television or movies for a year. Or have our whole family do it. It would be an interesting social experiment and make for interesting blogging. I would really get caught up on all my reading then!!!

SARDINES!? ewwwwwwwww. Barf.

And dude, I don't care what anyone says, waxing makes hair grow in wilder and thicker. If you waxed your whole body, you'd look like an SOS pad a year later. Is that really worth $5,000?