...a huge liar. There. I said it.

You might remember I told you I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest last Saturday with my friend Diane.

Well...I'd promised my friend Pat I'd wait til Tuesday so we could see it together. But I figured I'd just see it twice, no harm, no foul, right? Cause...even though Pat is my oldest friend (longevity wise), the bitch she never, EVER reads my blog...or so I thought.

Turns out...the sneaky git she DOES read it when she wants to find out if I've gone to see a movie I promised I wouldn't see without her!

But on Tuesday, she took me out for dinner anyway (post-birthday celebration) and we went to see the movie. We had two drinks before the movie and she also gave me a bottle of rum she brought back from Bermuda (yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me) as a gift, so in the parking lot of the restaurant, we (meaning I) emptied out a bottle of water I had in my car and filled it halfway with rum. Of course, as I was doing this, a couple strolled by my car and probably thought I was going to drink and drive.

But no. We were going to add the rum to the diet cokes we'd buy at the movies! Pat and I have a long history of alcohol abuse, so this is nothing for us LOL! I'd give you a couple of scenarios, but really, this is about Depp lust, so ... another time.

There we were, with our doctored sodas and goodies (she also gave me a box of raisinettes. The movie comes on. I'm giggling cause I'm thinking of all the scenes in the movie that will crack her up.

But, you know...Pat's not really a Depp fan. She likes the manly guys. For example, in the LOTR movies (which we loved with almost an obsession) (hahahah) she always liked Aragorn best. Manly, dirty, hairy. I, on the other hand, loved Legolas best. Clean, blond, femboy to the max.

So. Guess who Pat fell in lust with? The femmie-est femboy of them all, Captain Jack Sparrow! I do believe she muttered something that was entirely waaaaaaaay too x-rated to even mention on here, something about 10 ways to Sunday and a very bad swear word.

Hey! Back off, beyotch, he's mine! Did I lust after your man, Aragorn? No!

The nerve.

So I emailed her this picture today. Her response? "OMG".

She's got it bad ;-)

Thankfully Pat was understanding. You must be one popular gal. :)

I'm glad I have had years of therapy, and am on psych meds sol that ths picture means nothing to me! ROFLOL!!!

I wanna jump in his pants

Jack is just dead sexy. Seriously. And I love that picture of Johnny. Don't you just want to run your finger down the lines of his hips and see where they go?

And to think he and I grew both grew up in South Florida—at the same time—and I missed out on that.

i don't love love depp, but i must confess he is pretty dreamy in that pic ;)

You know I still love Orlando better, but Depp is pretty hot!

Oh, we were walking around Maine this weekend when I saw the ship, The Bounty. It's being restored at a boat yard. Anyhow, it was used in PotC II. I thought of you as I took a picture of it. "Oh, maybe JD stood there. I have to get this for Janet!"

I love that photo of him, but I also think Aragon was mighty yummy. I don't consider myself conflicted, just full of options when it comes to sexy men. ;)

Ok, can you guys take Deb with you to go see it again?

WowZA!!!

OH my... that is one nice picture of Mr. Depp!

10 Ways to Sunday! Ha ha. I think we should live closer - I'd fit right in with your friends. :)

And why did I not think of rum and coke at the movies. I've obviously got to start thinking more.

That's an odd coincidence. My good friend Pat (former co-worker, around 70 years old) has got it baaaaad for Mr. Depp as well. She actually went out and bought a Depp calendar last year to post in her office. Cracks me up and I love it as well.

I, too, am an Aragorn fan- but I think I'm gonna take a break,now, after seeing this pic. I think it's the tan line that got me...