When I jokingly said that there were lobsters in the lake attacking the dogs, I figured y'all would know I was kidding. Northeast humor at it's best. Staged photographs. That sort of thing.

Northeast lobsters aren't red until they're cooked. They don't live in fresh water, but in salt water, i.e., the ocean. Click on this link to see what a live lobster looks like.

This red one, in my hand, held far over Wolf's head...is dead...and half eaten ;-)

That is all!

OH NO! People though Wolf was being attacked by lobsters - oh the thought -he might likely faint if that were the case!

I thought the pictures were staged!! The lobster was in the same spot each picture ;)

Random and completely useless lobster fact that because I know it makes my life a sad, sad affair. They pee out of their heads. :)

That looks wonderful!!!!

where's the butter?

YUM. And WHAT? They pee out of their HEADS?

Mmmmm, lobster!

Silly people not recognizing bright red = cooked. ;)