Sent this in an email to two friends: "Seeing as how you beyotches should know these things about me, I'm going to let YOU ALL fill in the answers!" after receiving yet another email meme!

Here are MaryEllen's answers:

1. Eggnog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Eggnog [if by hot she means spiked, yeah baby!]

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree? He unwraps it at some point [this is a reference to my taking a long time to do things I say I'm going to do]

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? colored [this is a reference to past dating habits]

4. Do you hang mistletoe? Nope, cameltoe [this is just wrong]

5. When do you put your decorations up? The minute the bra goes on [this, of course, is a reference to my over endowment]

6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Snape on a bun [oooh YES]

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child? I’m an adult? [hmmm, probably so!]

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? In bed [hahaha]

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Depends, whatcha doing? [does this mean she wants to open me?]

10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? It's more like buns than cookies [hey, Santa ain't complainin'!]

11. Snow: Love it or hate it? Love it [snow is like men, only opposite; anything over 3 inches sucks]

12. Can you ice skate? yup [and I stubbornly will NOT let her teach me to skate backwards!]

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? CRS [no, I HATE this gift, take it BACK!]

14. What's the most important thing about the holidays to you? Buying one for you, one for me [hehehe, about right]

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert? Whipped cream [especially if it's on Snape]

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Hide the candy cane [hehehe]

17. What tops your tree? Three of a kind [this is a reference to MaryEllen's gambling addiction]

18. Which do you prefer--GIVING OR RECEIVING? Giving it [I do like giving!]

19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas [I think this is a reference to the fact she thinks I'm a ho]

20. Do you like to pretend you're Santa Claus, and give out presents and cards to all of your friends/families/relatives? Dressing up is extra $$ [this is a reference to MaryEllen's dominatrix past]

Dirty girls! Love it!

I cant ice skate.......its actually quite amusing when I do....

how does one hang a cameltoe?? it's kinda already hanging, i guess, lol!

I LOVE Professor Snape. He's one of my favorite characters!! I'm currently on page 350 in HP 4; I'm a little upset that Snape hasn't been in the story too often!!

BTW, Michele sent me!

Hello, Michele sent me. time for downtime and relax for the rest of the week. Have a nice and warm weekend then. Cheers!

Say, what do you think of Narnia?