...miss my dogs
...am sleepy
...cracked a tooth last night, a FRONT tooth. Call me Granny Clampett. Grrrr...
...did something recently that made Krista open her eyes wide in horror and laugh hysterically
...am tired
...really like this season of Rescue Me. The "Lou" character is just amazingly well done!
...am still waiting to hear back from the massage people and the headstone people. WTH?
...can't stop yawning
...wish I was at the ocean right now...or a nice, fluffy bed with my pillow and the ocean later when it's cooled off outside

Lyrics running through my head:

...now no-one's knocked upon my door / for a thousand years, or more....

anything you'd like to add?

...a huge liar. There. I said it.

You might remember I told you I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest last Saturday with my friend Diane.

Well...I'd promised my friend Pat I'd wait til Tuesday so we could see it together. But I figured I'd just see it twice, no harm, no foul, right? Cause...even though Pat is my oldest friend (longevity wise), the bitch she never, EVER reads my blog...or so I thought.

Turns out...the sneaky git she DOES read it when she wants to find out if I've gone to see a movie I promised I wouldn't see without her!

But on Tuesday, she took me out for dinner anyway (post-birthday celebration) and we went to see the movie. We had two drinks before the movie and she also gave me a bottle of rum she brought back from Bermuda (yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me) as a gift, so in the parking lot of the restaurant, we (meaning I) emptied out a bottle of water I had in my car and filled it halfway with rum. Of course, as I was doing this, a couple strolled by my car and probably thought I was going to drink and drive.

But no. We were going to add the rum to the diet cokes we'd buy at the movies! Pat and I have a long history of alcohol abuse, so this is nothing for us LOL! I'd give you a couple of scenarios, but really, this is about Depp lust, so ... another time.

There we were, with our doctored sodas and goodies (she also gave me a box of raisinettes. The movie comes on. I'm giggling cause I'm thinking of all the scenes in the movie that will crack her up.

But, you know...Pat's not really a Depp fan. She likes the manly guys. For example, in the LOTR movies (which we loved with almost an obsession) (hahahah) she always liked Aragorn best. Manly, dirty, hairy. I, on the other hand, loved Legolas best. Clean, blond, femboy to the max.

So. Guess who Pat fell in lust with? The femmie-est femboy of them all, Captain Jack Sparrow! I do believe she muttered something that was entirely waaaaaaaay too x-rated to even mention on here, something about 10 ways to Sunday and a very bad swear word.

Hey! Back off, beyotch, he's mine! Did I lust after your man, Aragorn? No!

The nerve.

So I emailed her this picture today. Her response? "OMG".

She's got it bad ;-)